Oliver Cromwell
8:48 Sun Sep 27
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The Muslim Patrol gangs quiet on this
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mentor
6:46 Sun Sep 27
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As long as they leave The Breakfast Club alone.
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Hammer and Pickle
6:30 Sun Sep 27
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First remotely sensible post from Ratched in months. The entity in the shed is pleased.
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Hammer and Pickle
6:27 Sun Sep 27
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Prawn green curry with coconut cream.
Very spicy put lead in your pencil stomp yes please.
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Mike Oxsaw
6:26 Sun Sep 27
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Nurse Ratched 6:12 Sun Sep 27
*Digs out a ZZ Top song in sympathy*
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Nurse Ratched
6:12 Sun Sep 27
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Or Ariadne. Whatever you please.
Look, we now live in a world where Rachel Dolezal (a very white woman) can 'self identify' as black; Bruce Jenner (a burly lantern-jawed bloke) can self-identify as a rather ugly woman, and Tom Cruise can self-identify as a level 6 operating Thetan.
Nothing bad happens to these people. Dolezal, despite being an obvious and egregious fraud, still has her job as a black advocate. Bruce Jenner is worshipped for his 'bravery'. Cruise is still a powerful man in Hollywood.
So fuck it - I have resigned my membership from the terminally stupid homo sapiens, and now self-identify as a spider. According to the bizarre rules of this bastard and benighted century, you lot have to respect my identity and beliefs.
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stomper
6:03 Sun Sep 27
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Sausage and fried tomato sandwich with lashings of columns mustard. Cereals for poofs
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Hammer and Pickle
6:02 Sun Sep 27
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Yes, the 21st century has gone a bit flakey and could do with some moral fibre.
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stomper
6:01 Sun Sep 27
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Nurse Ratched 5:12 Sun Sep 27
May I call you Arachne?
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bruuuno
5:55 Sun Sep 27
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I don't care about the wrongs or rights but if it pisses hipsters off then I'm all for it, the fucking sheep.
Plus this thread has inspired me to go and buy a box of coco pops
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Nurse Ratched
5:52 Sun Sep 27
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Gav, it is pure 21st century.
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Gavros
5:48 Sun Sep 27
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Basically what I'm trying to say is that this a clustercunt story
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Far Cough
5:20 Sun Sep 27
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Absolute MARE, Gavros
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Gavros
5:19 Sun Sep 27
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I'm having rouble figuring out who are the bigger pricks - the people that run it or the people who smashed it up. Or the propel that pay a fiver for a bowl of cereal.
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BRANDED
5:18 Sun Sep 27
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I've been in amongst this crowd once. Just after the election. They are sooooooo angry. Poor souls.
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whufcroe
5:18 Sun Sep 27
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" Then again I would tell those cunt looking owners to fuck off with what they are charging for a fucking bowl of cereal"
Why? Would it make you feel big and clever?
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Shin Chan
5:16 Sun Sep 27
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to be honest Sven, THOSE are the places that would get maximum protection, little shops can fuck off. Then again I would tell those cunt looking owners to fuck off with what they are charging for a fucking bowl of cereal.
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Sven Roeder
5:14 Sun Sep 27
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So there are major banks and finance houses just up the road and they attack a shop selling Fruit Loops? Seems a well thought out plan
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Nurse Ratched
5:12 Sun Sep 27
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Humans are weird and fucking stupid. I'm glad I am now a spider.
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1964
5:11 Sun Sep 27
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Hipsters and gentry taking over a Muslim area.
Tut Tut
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Mike Oxsaw
5:07 Sun Sep 27
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If no Muslims were hurt then it's non-news.
This is Muslims-as-Victims week (lasts a full loony cycle as they can't fucking count despite inventing counting) as clearly demonstrated by Morden & the Hajj (decent band-name, that).
Only losers are of a non-middle eastern heritage so that's then a lefty winner.
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